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Khoshekh sketch i did during my lunch break at work… Ive joined a new fandom….
Welcome to Nightvale unexpectedly stole my heart……………
#one of those times when everyone (including steve) is like holy fucking shit this chick is brilliant#and like really fucking good at her job#and like wow now i see why she’s SHIELD’s top agent#i should let her run everything#she should be in charge#etc etc
#basically#can we also just not forget that had natasha not been on the lookout and seen rumlow on the escalator that would’ve been it#also i love how this is one of the more perfect examples of spy vs soldier#steve is used to reacting#his first instinct is to engage and think about how he can phyically defend himself in a fight#natasha is used to acting#her first instinct is to figure out the best way to hide and be stealth and quietly play the game#because for as much as the black widow likes to draw people into her web (see: bucky on the causeway) she plays it quiet 90% of the time#which is basically her strength and what makes her so good at what she does
Has this been done?
I feel like the barista community needed our own version of this text post phenomenon.
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
Me: matt engarde is absolute garbage, the worst kind of person there is, hes disgusting and awful and deserves what he got
Me: I love matt engarde
Remember that online fundraiser to build a pro-LGBT billboard in the Westboro Baptist Church’s hometown? It worked. Feast your eyes on the “God Loves Gays” billboard, standing proud in Topeka, Kansas for all to see. If any additional funding comes through, it will be used for bus ads in Topeka, donations to LGBT youth organizations, and possibly a similar billboard in Utah. Bless. (via the Huffington Post)
i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’
This is Dean experiencing the effects of one of the Four Horsemen, Famine. This moment in context for you:
DEAN (to Castiel) So, what, you just happen to know he likes the cosmos at this place?
CASTIEL This place is a nexus of human reproduction. It’s exactly the kind of-(Castiel watches Dean put ketchup on his cheeseburger) -of garden the Cupid will come to— to pollinate.
(Dean puts his cheeseburger back down)
SAM Wait a minute. You’re not hungry?
DEAN No. What? I’m not hungry.
CASTIEL Then you’re not gonna finish that? (takes Dean’s cheeseburger.)( looking toward a couple at a table across the room) He’s here.
X- Transcript of My Bloody Valentine, 5.14
SAM I thought famine meant starvation, like as in, you know, food.
CASTIEL Yes. Absolutely. But not just food. I mean, everyone seems to be starving for something—Sex, attention, drugs, love…
DEAN Are you serious?
CASTIEL These make me…very happy.
DEAN How many is that?
CASTIEL I lost count. It’s in the low hundreds. What I don’t understand is…where is your hunger, Dean?
CASTIEL Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to Famine, but so far, you seem unaffected.
DEAN Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
CASTIEL So…you’re saying you’re just well-adjusted?
DEAN God, no. I’m just well-fed. Look there.
Dean IS affected by Famine. He is well fed, yes, but that does not leave him unaffected. Everyone, each person began craving what they did not allow themselves in their daily lives. Some people sex, others food, love, attention, whatever it is in their day to day life that they sacrifice for whatever reason… These people were craving it and seeking it fiercely.
Dean, however, seems to have his cravings dulled. He is, as he states, typically easy and quick to fulfill his own cravings. “When I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.”
What Dean is experiencing as an effect of Famine is an absence of cravings. He is quite literally craving Abstinence. He is craving the loss of every craving he has ever fed.
"I’m well fed." He says.
Dean, honey, you are fasting.
This is the first meta on Dean’s “hunger” that I’ve read that I can get behind.
BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA
( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling. June 26th, 1997.
He who is a dickhead
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Unlike demons, you harbor a complicated malice, you lie. You struggle desperately, knocking down others on your way. You steal and are stolen from, you make endless excuses. And still you strive to get over the hill and far away. I suppose that’s why humans are so interesting.